135 books • 8 series
Book #1: Why Don't You Give Me The Zip Code Of The State Of Denial You're In, And I'll Send You A Postcard
Book #1: Things I Want To Say To My Boss But I Can't
Book #1: I Wanted To Let You Know How Much My Soul Has Died Since I Started Working Here
Book #1: I'd Tell You To Go Fuck Yourself But You'd Probably Just Delegate That To Me Too
Book #14: I Survived Another Meeting that Should Have Been an Email
Book #14: Things I Want To Say To My Co-Workers But I Can't
Book #1: I Suffer From That Disorder Where I Speak The Truth And It Pisses People Off
Book #1: Bla Bla Bla, Fuck You, Fuck Her, For Fucks Sake, Fuck Off, I'm Over This Shit. Drive Home, Beer.
Book #1: Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Is That The Chair Spins
Book #1: My Life Consists Of Wondering If It's Too Late To Drink Coffee Or Too Early To Drink Alcohol
Book #1: Holy Fuckballs! Is This Day Over Yet?
Book #1: Things I Want To Say To My Coworkers But I Can't Coloring Book For Office Rants. Known To Prevent Public Meltdowns.
Book #1: I used my manners today. I said please. Well, actually what I said was 'Bitch Please' but whatever
Book #1: Here we go again. I have to manage my anger because people can't manage their stupidity
Book #1: I know the voices aren't real but man, do they come up with some great ideas
Book #1: Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
Book #1: This is by far your most fucked up idea ever...I will be there in ten minutes