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whiskey improves with age and i improve with whiskey
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks
whiskey is my spirit animal
Stop trying to make everyone happy. your not beer!
Remember... beer has food value but food has no beer value
weekend forecast 100% chance of beer
Dear Liver, this month will be a rough one. stay strong.
I only drink beer on days that end with y
Yes, i do workout lifting cold beer!
Lets have beer together, you can open it and i will drink it
Beer... because you cant drink bacon
my boss told me to have a good day... so i opened a beer
Beer hey, its cheaper than therapy!
I make wine disappear... what is your super power?
whats a bottle of wine between friends? EMPTY
Wine flies when you are having fun
step aside, water. this is a job for wine.
Yoga class? i thought you said poor a glass
Its always wine oclock
my blood type is WIN-O
W.I.N.O.S. women in need of Sanity
Wine + dinner = Winner
Exercise Makes you look better naked so does wine your choice
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short
