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Dont bite the boob that feeds you.
I dont know what you are putting in these bottles, but keep them coming.
I make the milk in this family.
Me
Drink.POOP. Eat.POOP. Sleep.POOP. POOP.POOP.
Welcome to parenthood, I hope you like destruction & chicken nuggets.
Messy bun no bra maybe pants, but probably not. -mom fashion after 5
I Have a surprise for you... ITS POOP.
You Mean to tell me your real name isnt mom
Definitely not a Fart.
You Mean to tell me your real name isnt Dad
I Need a huge amount of Money.
If you fall i will be there. -floor
I Have a surprise for you... ITS PEE.
Drink.PEE.Eat.PEE.Sleep.PEE.PEE.PEE.
Smell What? Totally Me.
When i was born I was so mad at my parents i didn't talk to them for 2 years.
Today i smiled for the first time.
You are my sun my moon and all of my stars.
Daddy's Boy Mommy's World.
To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
Happiness is Home made.
I was Daddy's Fastest Swimmer.
You have fallen Directly Into my Trap.