Janice H McKlansky Publishing

I Hope Karma Slaps You In The Face Before I Do

The Strawberry Shampoo Doesn't Taste As Good As It Smells

My Wife And I Always Compromise I Admit I Am Wrong And She Agrees With Me

No Man Has Done More To Bring Peace To Mankind Than The Inventor of Coffee

You Go Girl And Don't Come Back

Silence Speaks Volumes To A Liar

If You Have Noticed This Notice You Will Have Noticed That This Notice Is Not Worth Noticing

Pasta Kind Of Day

If A Blonde Throws A Grenade You Pull The Pin And Throw It Back

Team Mermaid

My Silence Means I'd Rather Talk To Myself Than You

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Aren't Caught

Taco Life

Think It Is Not Illegal Yet

600% Years Old

If Lincoln Was Alive Today He'd Roll Over His Grave

Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is And Realize Half Of Them More Stupid Than That

Kiss Me I'm Irish Texan

Think I'm Sarcastic Watch Me Pretend To Care

The Less You Give A Damn The Happier You Will Be

Don't Believe Any Rumor Until The Government Denies It

Bourbon Breath

Sorry Officer I Thought You Wanted A Race

Put Your Seatbelt On Guys I Wanna Try Something