Janice H McKlansky Publishing

Me Pretending To Listen Should Be Enough For You

You Can Only Be Young Once But You Can Enjoy Being Infantile Forever

I'm Not Cranky I Just Have A Violent Reaction To Stupid People

I'm Breathing Thats About it For Todays Productivity

I'm Smiling That Alone Should Scare You

I Am A Member Of NAPWDLA National Association Of People Who Don't Like Abbreviations

For Every Action There Is An Equal And Opposite Government Program

Whatever Boys Can Do Girls Can Do Better

I Never Try To Make Anyone My Best Friend Because I Already Have One She Is My Sister

Those Who Know Do Not Speak Those Speak Do Not Know

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problem But Neither Does Milk

Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

A Day Without Sunshine is Like Night

When Nothing Goes Right Go Left

You're Playing Stupid Again Looks Like Your Winning Too

Super Mom Super Wife Super Tired

The Only Reason I'm Fat Is Because A Tiny Body Couldn't Store All This Personality

Legends Are Born In January

When Cheese Gets It's Picture Taken What Does It Say

4 Bottles Of Bleach 20 Dollars 4 Rolls of Duct Tap 15 Dollars A Shovel ...

Anyone Who Thinks Sunshine Is Happiness Has Never Played Football In The Rain

You Can Lie To Me You Can Lie To The Court Hell You Can Even Lie In Front Of My Car

I Want To Meet Someone Who Makes Me Feel The Way Music Does

My Mind Is Like Lightning One Brilliant Flash Then It's Gone