Standard Booklets

Awesome Shit I Wanna Do But Could Go To Jail For

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Shits Themselves

Here Comes The Shit Show

Let's Play A Drunk Game

Reasons Why People Suck

No You Don't Have To Repeat Yourself I Was Ignoring You The First Time

You Sound Better With Your Mouth Closed

Just Because I Don't Care Doesn't Mean I Don't Understand

Plans To Conquer Tacos

No, No, No, Not Today Satan

The Book Of Cool Shit

So, About What Happened Last Night

Sometimes You Just Gotta Do You

Plans To Conquer All Dogs

Listen To What I Do But See What I Say

I Came I Made It Awkward and I Shit Myself

Don't Regret Not Telling More People To Fuck Off

I'm Not Arguing I'm Explaining Why I'm Right

Sometimes You Just Gotta Let That Shit Smell

I Don't Believe In Plastic Surgery But In Your Case Go Ahead

Tell Me How I Have Upset You Because I Want To Know How To Do It Again

My Shitty Attempt at Taking Notes

I'm Sorry While You Were Talking I Was Trying To Figure Where The Hell You Got The Idea I Cared

Funny Things My Kids Say