Standard Booklets

Million Dollar High Ideas

People In Sleeping Bags Are Like Soft Tacos

Look At All This Crap That I'm Never Gonna Do

One Time I Took A Shit On The Carpet And Blamed It On The Cat

Trillion Dollar High Ideas

Funny Stuff Drunk Me Says

Badass Boss Lady

Things I Can Totally Do But Never Will

My Wedding Shit

I'm Too Old For This Bullshit

Notes From Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email

Awkward Is My Middle Name

Sarcasm Helping The Intelligent Politely Tolerate The Obtuse For Thousands Of Years

Plans To Conquer All Chubby Mermaids

My Shitty Attempt at Making Plans

Groceries And Shit

I Just Don't Like People

Sarcasm Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal

I Feel So Miserable Without You It's Almost Like Having You Here

Fake Arguments I Think Of Having With Others

Hey, You Yeah You Keep That Shit Up

My Shitty Attempt at Remembering Stuff

I'm So Good At My Job Others Want Me To Do Their Job Too

Really Epic Shit