Princess Lois has been kidnapped by Anatoly the Handsome, who wants to marry her. Cue 'damsel in distress' to be rescued by none other than our own heroic Blart. He sets out on the good ship The Golden Pig with Olaf the innocent - who believes what everyone says all the time - and Kupverstich the Strange - an explorer-come-scientist whose ingenious explanations for the natural world have one thing in common: they're all wrong. They must battle cut-throat pirates, a sixteen-tentacled octopus, escape the suffocating bureaucracy of Triplicat, where they are briefly marooned, not to mention evade the Guild of Assassins, who have a contract to kill Blart, in their selfless (well, almost) bid to rescue poor Lois. But will they make it in time?
- ISBN10 0747593574
- ISBN13 9780747593577
- Publish Date 7 April 2008
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 21 September 2016
- Publish Country GB
- Imprint Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
- Format Paperback
- Pages 336
- Language English
- URL http://bloomsbury.com/Trade/