Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked-up brats ye've produced. Choose life.
- ISBN10 1856866572
- ISBN13 9781856866576
- Publish Date 31 May 2002 (first published 29 February 1996)
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 29 August 2015
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Cornerstone
- Imprint Random House Audiobooks
- Format Audiobook (CD)
- Pages 180
- Language English