Kiss Me Softly, Amy Turtle

by Paul McDonald

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The will-sapping tedium of life as a Walsall Reflector hack has given Dave "Ichabod" McVane a serious thirst for the devil's juice. Now, after years of debauchery, the booze has bitten back: what feels like a rhinoceros is buffeting its way through his stomach. He wakes cathetered and bed-bound among deranged "regulars" in a hospital with a terrifyingly high mortality rate. And if that wasn't bad enough, a figure from a past he'd rather forget revisits . . . to leave Dave reeling, raddled with paranoia and facing a scalpel-happy surgeon. Perhaps it's time to reflect on how he got in such a state. Was it the Walsall Academy of New Knowledge or the sideline in "specialist" leatherwork? Or was it having a Smiths fan called Ringo for a best friend, and hookers for next-door-neighbours? Is closing time being called once and for all, or will the pall of his disillusionment suddenly lift?
  • ISBN10 0954130375
  • ISBN13 9780954130374
  • Publish Date 1 February 2004
  • Publish Status Out of Print
  • Out of Print 27 February 2014
  • Publish Country GB
  • Publisher Profile Books Ltd
  • Imprint Tindal Street Press
  • Edition Main
  • Format Paperback (UK Trade)
  • Pages 288
  • Language English