Ohhh Carponti…how do I love thee? Carponti is HILARIOUS in an unrelenting and sometimes inappropriate way. He is also loyal, protective and a loving husband. Nicole Carponti is a very lucky woman because as much as he is a smartass and tends to use humor to deal with….everything, he loves his wife and will do anything for her. This guy… he feels deeply for his wife and for the men he serves with.