Gag Gifts

I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today

Sorry I Can't Go To Work Tomorrow. I Fractured My Motivation

I Think I Might Be Emotionally Constipated. I Haven't Given A Shit In Days

Co-Workers I Want To Punch In The Face

I'm On A Mind Your Business Diet

You Mind If I Take Off Early Boss? I'm Coming Down With A Bad Case Of Fuck This Place

I've Overstayed My Patience So It's Time To Quit My Job

My I Don't Care Plan

When Someone Rings My Doorbell, I Remain Silent And Pretend I'm Not Home

I Came To Work Today But I Plan On Not Actually Working

Is The Day Not Over Yet?

Dear Karma, Kindly Find Attached A List Of People You Missed. XOXO

Things I Wish To Say To My Co-Workers

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You

Some People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear, It's A Beautiful Day.

I Think I'll Be Really Surprised If You Come To Work And Stay The Whole Day

I Do A Thing Called What I Want

I'm Getting Paid To Do My Job And Yours

If I Wanted To Kill Myself, I Would Climb Your Ego And Jump To Your IQ

If You Ran Like Your Mouth, You'd Be In Good Shape

I'm As Single As A Dollar And I'm Not Looking For Change

I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Flooded

I Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Is That I Only Asked For Pizza