Gag Gifts

Never Do The Same Mistake Twice Unless He's Hot

Don't Let My Fishing Gear Fool You I'm Broke

I'm Not Bossy, I Simply Know What Exactly You Should Be Doing

Fishing Is My Anger Management

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Animal Lover

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Event Planner

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Architect

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Musician

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Pianist

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Celebrity

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Artist

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Composer

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Cat Lover

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Dog Lover

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Interior Designer

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Graphic Designer

I'll Go Down In History As The World's Craziest Photographer

You Will Not Be Missed

Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

We Will Continue To Have Meetings Until We Find Out Why No Work Is Getting Done

Congrats On Accomplishing Your Dreams Of Not Working Here Anymore

Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem

My Brain Has Too Many Open Tabs

Shit I Can't Remember