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You Spew Soo Much Shit, Even Your Mouth Is Jealous Of What Comes Out Of Your Mouth
Happy Terrible Loud Boom Nightmare Day
Another Day Has Passed And I Didn't Use Statistic Once
I Feel Like I Should Go To Work, So I'm Going To Lay Down And Sleep Until The Feeling Goes Away
I Think My Phone Is Broken. I Clicked On The Home Button And I'm Still At Work
Trash Can Be Recycled But Your Ex Doesn't Deserve A Second Chance
The Human Version Of Headache
The Human Version Of Menstrual Cramp
My Ta-Da List
Ride It Like You Stole It
How To Have An Hourglass Body Shape? 1) Have A Body 2) Buy An Hourglass
Will You Go Off With Me On The 4th
I'm Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Freedom
I'm Soo Patriotic, I Piss Red White And Blue
I Wish Common Sense Was More Common
Dear Fat, Get Ready To Die. From Me
Brilliant Ideas I Had While Stoned
I Just Reported You To HR For Trying To Start A Conversation With Me On A Monday
I Only Party On Two Occasions. When It's Fourth Of July And When It's Not
Make America Buy This Book Again
Congratulations You Didn't Marry The Wrong Guy
May The 4th Be With You
I Came I Saw I Left
I Accomplished Something Great Today. I Kept My Mouth Shut!
