Journal Gags

Things I Want to Say to My Boss But I Can't

Uncle You're Bloody Brilliant

Merry Christmas Sad In Law You're The Shit

Merry Christmas Dad, Because Of You I Am One Badass Bitch

Happy Christmas To My Favourite Work Mom

Merry Christmas To My Other Mother

Merry Christmas Mom From Your Favourite Kid

Happy Christmas Mom From Your Prettiest Child

Happy Christmas Mom, You're Oh So Blessed To Have A Stepddaughter Like Me

Happy Christmas Mom Thanks A Lot For Dealing With All My Shit

Happy Christmas Mom, Thanks For Everything Love From Your Favourite Prick

Happy Christms Mom Thanks Fot Everything Love From Your Favourite Shithead

Whatever Life Throws Your Way Just Remember This. At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children

Happy Christmas Mom, I Think Being Your Child Is Enough of A Gift

Happy Christmas Mom, Really Sorry For Making You Wee A Little When You Sneeze

Happy Christmas Mom, I'm So Happy You Didn't Swallow Me

Happy Christmas Mom From Your Number One Kid

Happy Christmas Mom Thanks For Feeding Me

Rose Are Red Violets Are Blue Go And Get Naked

Grandad You're An Absolute Tool Expert, Happy Christmas

Dad, Thanks For Picking Up My Poop

Happy Christmas You're An Awesome Father In Law

Merry Christmas Thank For Putting Your Baby Inside Me

Happy Christmas To My Favourite Uncle