Journal Gags

Merry Christmas I Think Being Your Kid Is Enough Of A Gift

Happy Christmas Dad, I Will Always Be Your Financial Burden

Happy Christmas Dad, Thanks For Everything Love Your Favourite Pain In The Ass

Happy Christmas Mom So Sorry I've Been A Little Bastard

Merry Christmas Mom, So Sorry For Being A Little Twat

Merry Christmas Mom, You're Oh So Blessed To Have A Stepson Like Me

Merry Christmas, I'm So Relieved You're Not One Of Those Super Awkward Mother's In Law

Happy Christmas Mom You're Oh So Blessed To Have A Stepdaughter Like Me

Merry Christmas Mom, Thanks For Wiping My Butt And Stuff

Happy Christmas Love Your Fave Stepdaughter

Happy Christmas Mom Thanks For Everything Love From Your Favourite Dickhead

Happy Christmas Mom, From Your Prettiest Kid

Happy Christmas To my Other Father

I Think I Will Keep You And It's Not Only Because

You're An Awesome Father In Law, Great, Really Special

Merry Christmas, Allowing You Into My Vagina Was The Best. Decision. Ever

Happy Christmas Dad, Thanks For Raising Me

Happy Christmas Mom, You're My Fave Just Don't Tell Dad

Merry Christmas Love Your Fave Stepson

Happy Christmas Mom From Your Favourite Child

Happy Christmas Mom From The Kid You Inherited

Merry Christmas Mom, Thanks For Wiping My Arse and Stuff

Happy Christmas Mom, Ever So Sorry For Wrecking Your Vagina

Happy Christmas Mom, So Sorry For Wrecking Your Vagina