Journal Gags

Happy Christmas To My Fave Aunty

Merry Christmas Mom, Great Job Cos I Turned Out Perfect

Merry Christmas Mom From Your Fave Son

Happy Christmas Mom From Your Favourite Son

Happy Christmas Mom, You're Oh So Blessed To Have A Daughter Like Me

Merry Christmas Mom From Your Prettiest Child

Merry Christmas Mom, So Sorry For Making Your Tits All Droopy

Merry Christmas Mom Love Your Fave Stepson

Merry Christmas Mom You're Ever So Blessed To Have A Daughter Like Me

Merry Christmas Mom Thanks So Much For Feeding Me

You're An Awesome Mother In Law, Great, Really Special

Dad Thanks For Picking Up My Shit

Merry Christmas I'm All Your's Sorry, No Refunds

Merry Christmas Dad, Thank You For Teaching Me How To Be A Man

Merry Christmas Love Your Favourite Daughter

Happy Christmas From Your Favourite Daughter In Law

Merry Christmas Father In Law, Thanks For Not Putting My Husband Up For Adoption

Daddy You're An Absolute Tool Expert

Grandad You're An Absolute Tool Expert

Merry Christmas Grandad You're The Shit

Dad You're An Absolute Tool Expert

Happy Christmas Dad, Thanks For Dealing With All My Shit

Happy Christmas Dad With A Body Like Yours

Happy Christmas From The Child You Inherited