Funny Gag Gifts for Friends - Harmony Co

184 books

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Retirement, the bubble that bursts when you thought you were at the zenith of your career. Good luck, buddy!

Retirement, the bubble that bursts when you thought you were at the zenith of your career. Good luck, buddy!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of C'mon! We all know retirement is the companies way of saying you are getting too old to work!

C'mon! We all know retirement is the companies way of saying you are getting too old to work!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of To the best boss that the company has ever had. Congratulations on your retirement!

To the best boss that the company has ever had. Congratulations on your retirement!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of We've been lucky to have such a great and knowledgeable boss. We'll miss you and your influence. Happy retirement.

We've been lucky to have such a great and knowledgeable boss. We'll miss you and your influence. Happy retirement.

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Dear boss... but remember that no matter how much everyone wishes you well, deep down inside we're just happy that you're leaving.

Dear boss... but remember that no matter how much everyone wishes you well, deep down inside we're just happy that you're leaving.

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Is your happy retirement now a full time job for your wife?

Is your happy retirement now a full time job for your wife?

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Off to retirement? Say Hi to your two new best friends, bed and couch!

Off to retirement? Say Hi to your two new best friends, bed and couch!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Retirement is like being on the edge of a cliff. Just know your next step is a downward plunge! Good luck!

Retirement is like being on the edge of a cliff. Just know your next step is a downward plunge! Good luck!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Even though you're done with work, we both know you'll be busier than ever. No rest for the wicked!

Even though you're done with work, we both know you'll be busier than ever. No rest for the wicked!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of For someone as idle as you, retirement will not matter. You will just be lazy on an official basis!

For someone as idle as you, retirement will not matter. You will just be lazy on an official basis!

Jan 17, 2020
Cover of Doing the things you wanted to do is not what retirement is for. It is remembering what you had to do. Good luck, pensioner!

Doing the things you wanted to do is not what retirement is for. It is remembering what you had to do. Good luck, pensioner!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of Retirement! it's like sleeping while you are awake. Well done!

Retirement! it's like sleeping while you are awake. Well done!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of The days of 9-5 are past! happy days are here at last!

The days of 9-5 are past! happy days are here at last!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of All those years of working and now you can get back to acting like a child again!

All those years of working and now you can get back to acting like a child again!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of The job you waited for for 50 years! Retirement!

The job you waited for for 50 years! Retirement!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of Remember, with retirement, you can wake up in the morning with zero to do and go to bed having done a mere half of it!

Remember, with retirement, you can wake up in the morning with zero to do and go to bed having done a mere half of it!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of Now you're retired, you know everything and have plenty of time to tell everyone about it!

Now you're retired, you know everything and have plenty of time to tell everyone about it!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of Now you are retired, you realize you will never have another day off, right?

Now you are retired, you realize you will never have another day off, right?

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of Retirement

Retirement

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of What do you call a person who is always happy each and every Monday? Retired!

What do you call a person who is always happy each and every Monday? Retired!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of You can now not worry about doing anything wrong nor getting caught at it!

You can now not worry about doing anything wrong nor getting caught at it!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of Worked all me life, paid me due's, now I will do, whatever I choose!

Worked all me life, paid me due's, now I will do, whatever I choose!

Jan 16, 2020
Cover of The joy of retirement is having nothing to do all day!

The joy of retirement is having nothing to do all day!

Jan 15, 2020
Cover of He Stole My Heart So I Am Planning Revenge ... I Am Going to Take His Last Name.

He Stole My Heart So I Am Planning Revenge ... I Am Going to Take His Last Name.