Funny Gag Gifts for Friends - Harmony Co

Retirement is life's way of saying you are too weak and feeble to work any longer! Congratulations!

Don't be scared. You're retiring from your job, but not from life. Just know we have faith in you, and we know you'll succeed in your new voyage.

It has been truly a godsend learning and working with you over all these years. We will miss you and your instructing. Enjoy every second of your retirement.

Now you have reached retirement, enjoy this new turning point as you realize how messed up your priorities were!

Hey, now you are retired, enjoy the next project

It may be time to retire as you grow older. It is disheartening though that the company does not understand that it is releasing an asset more precious than a diamond

Dear boss, you have conquered many challenges as our leader But the toughest challenge of your retired life is about to start finding other challenges Happy retirement

We will miss your ingenuity, amazing charisma and the role of a true leader of our team. Such a boss is hard to replace.

Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.

Let us celebrate the end of an exceptional career that has achieved insurmountable goals. We are also here to mourn the parting of our highly honored leader.

Your direction and vision made you a great boss, but your commitment, respect, and kindness make you a great person.

I sympathize with you getting up in age, and you are also an influence to us when we think about your life and career. Have a great retirement.

After being someone else's boss your whole career, retirement is your chance to be your own boss. Enjoy your retirement!

Dear boss, we think you will love retirement. You never took a day off at work, and there are no day offs in retirement. Congrats.

Retirement is the beginning of being relaxed and advising others, even though you have never used your own advice. Happy retirement.

I hope you are even more active and hard working in your retirement than you were when you were working.

Boss... as you get ready to pack it up and retire, we admit that we enjoyed annoying you every single day.

The first day you do not change your underwear, consider yourself officially retired!

There was at no time a dull moment or a slow day in the office when you were here. Even though you were the boss, your spirit was the best. Happy retirement.

It doesn't matter if you are grumpy when you retire, people just expect it anyway.

Fragile bones and a weak bladder. You still looking forward to your retirement? Congratulations!

Happy Retirement. Go play golf and make your wife think you are still having fun!

Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don't know what to do. Don't let this happen to you.

Boss... I'm so glad that you're finally retiring. I'll be finally be able to tell you anything I want to without worrying about getting canned.