Funny Gag Gifts for Friends - Harmony Co

The company retiring you says they have found more energetic, youthful and talented staff than you! Happy Retirement!

Now you are retired you can burn all your boxes. Saves money and gets rid of your past, too!

Hey now you are retired, you don't have to wear pants!

We are not saying goodbye to a boss who gave us order. Today we are saying farewell to a leader who gave us direction. Congratulations.

It's time to spend away your life savings! Enjoy retirement.

No more boss shouting at you, just your wife shouting at you! Enjoy retirement!

Dear boss... retirement is life's way of letting you know that you've spent way too much time giving out orders.

You know, being retired is the only time in life you do not really mind not having a holiday!

Now that you're retired you have time for better things like fishing, golfing, and working here as a volunteer.

Best wishes on your retirement. Your skill, knowledge, commitment, and presence will be greatly missed.

You are a good boss because more than giving us direction, you gave us guidance and inspiration. Happy retirement.

Your retirement will be like a vacation, except you are now too old to do the fun stuff! Congrats!

Enjoy your retirement! Don't spend all your money just in case you don't die!

Remember to tire yourself out with gardening grand kids and chores!

You are a wonderful boss, your essence and energy will always guide us to move ahead. Happy retirement.

Now as you are retiring, we are going to miss our boss at work. We wish you a stress-free life full of triumph and happiness.

Retirement is the company way of saying they have no more use for an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye!

You are the kind of boss that brings out the best in others. Thank you for everything you've done for us. Happy retirement.

Hey with all your college degrees, you now get to be a Master of doing nothing! Well done!

Retirement, it is like a party with no drinking, no hook-up's and you fall asleep. In other words, boring! Congratulations!

We just wanted you to know what a godsend it's been to work with you over the years. We hope you'll enjoy every day of your retirement.

Enjoy and be proud of being gainfully unemployed Happy Retirement!

A life without the daily commute and mountains of paperwork. Welcome to the rosy life, my honorable boss. Congrats on your retirement!

Retirement is freedom. We hope you enjoy doing the things that you didn't have time for before. Congratulations! Happy Retirement!