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NICU Nurse
Bitch Better Have My Cookies
Boss (noun. [bah-ess]) 1. someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early (see also
Engineer (noun. enjenir]) 1. One who solves problems that you did not know existed in ways you do not understand
Baseball Coach (verb. [basbol koch]) 1. Similar to an ordinary coach but much better looking and a heck of a lot smarter (see also
Programmer (noun [programer]) 1. a high functioning being that converts caffeine and pizza into software (see also
Nosey little fucker, aren't you?
Coffee before Talkie
Dear Life, Could You At Least Start Using Lubricant?
Dog Mom AF
Friendzoned (verb. [frend zond]) 1. when an individual decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in their eyes. Like a sibling or a lamp...
Awkward (adjective [okwerd] Looking into someone's eyes while eating a banana (see also
Architect (noun. arke, tekt) 1. a professional skilled in creating artful, inspirational and socially meaningful structures that are eventually reduced to four concrete walls by bankers.
4/21 National Surprise Drug Test Day
Ambitchous (adj. informal [ambitCSHes]) - Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch. See also
Two Words, One Finger
Ass Hole
Never Trust a Fart - A Sharters Handbook
Teacher Because Freakin' Miracle Worker Isn't An Official Job Title
NYC Smart Kitty Journal
Sketch Me
Sketch
Sketch Book
Guitar Tablature