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Club Bed featuring DJ Blanky & MC Pillows

Bonus Dad (noun. [bones dad] 1. connected by love and not by DNA 2. role model, provider, friend and super hero 3. positive source of strength for children (see also

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This!

Bitch (noun. [bich]) 1. any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you

CARPE SCROTUM (grab life by the balls)

Karen (noun. [ke'ren] 1. needs to speak with your manager immediately (see also

Grandma (noun. [gran(d), ma]) 1. kind of like a mom, but with no rules to speak of. (see also

Barber (noun [barbrrr]) 1. Someone with the ability to perform astonishing acts of wondrous perfection with a pair of clippers. (see also

Office Manager (verb. [afis manijer]) 1. coffee shortage scapegoat (see also

Plumber (noun. [plemer]) 1. quite literally fixes your shit 2. repairs what your husband has already fixed. 3. knows how to put the toilet seat down. (see also

Radiologist (noun. [rade alejest] 1. knows all of the positions 2. does it in the dark 3. can see right through you 4. takes really creepy selfie pictures (see also

Have A Nice Day

I don't have a bucket list but my fuckit list is miles long

Divorce Lawyer (noun. [loier]) 1. an individual who assists people in hating each other (see also

Immature (adj. [ime'toor, ime'Choor]) 1. a word used by boring people to describe fun people (see also

My Wife is psycHOTic

Jai Alai Coach (verb. [hi (e), li koCH) 1. like an ordinary coach but much better looking and a heck of a lot smarter (see also

Bad Ass with a Great Ass

Dad (noun. [dad]) 1. keeper of the wallet 2. holder of the remote control 3. producer of corny dad jokes. (see also

Bitch Peas

Fox You you Foxy Foxer

It's Not Going To Lick Itself

Jolly As Fuck