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Soccer Coach (noun. [saker-koch]) 1. like a normal coach but way cooler and better looking

Real Women Marry Assholes

Nillionaire (noun. [nill-yun'ayer]) 1. a person who posses little to no money whatsoever (see also

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Eat. Sleep. Law. Repeat.

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Trauma Queen

Momster (noun. [mom-ster]) 1. what happens to mom after she counts to three . (see also

Lawyer (noun. [loy'yerrr]) 1. someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understad. (see also

Project Manager (noun. [pra, jekt manijer]) 1. a project leader committed to the imposition of order upon chaos, even if chaos is perfectly happy with status quo (see also

Millwright (noun. [milrit]) 1. an individual that fixes shit that you can't using techniques you don't or won't understand (see also

Suck It

Toddler (noun. [tadler]) 1. emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with an uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting back to your loveable creature (see

Jiu Jitsu (noun. [joo'jitsoo]) 1. the gentle art of folding ones clothing while they are still wearing them 2. involuntary yoga (see also

Tis the season to have your life choices judged at the dinner table

Photographer (noun. [fotog'rafer]) 1. a person who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of limited knowledge. (see also

Papa (noun. [pape]) 1. kind of like a regular grandfather only much cooler and better looking (see also

KILT - It's what happened to the last person that called it a skirt

Livin La Vida Broka

There are two types of people in this world

Sha Dah Fah Cop

santa claus (noun. [saente, klc

Reality (noun [re'alede]) 1. that annoying time between sleep and the internet.

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