The Jaded Pen

Get Shit Done Weekly & Monthly Planner

Busy As F*CK Weekly & Monthly Planner

Best. Softball. Coach. Ever.

Best. Basketball. Coach. Ever.

Best. Golf. Coach. Ever.

Best Team Mom Ever.

Best. Volleyball. Coach. Ever.

Best. Tennis. Coach. Ever.

Best. Soccer. Coach. Ever.

People Who Think They Know Everything Annoy Those Of Us Who Do.

There's A 99% Chance I Don't Care

I Believe In Chocolate For Breakfast

Be Happy It Drives People Crazy

Exhale The Bullshit

I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 2 Minutes Of My Life.

My Opinion Offended You? You Should Hear What I Keep To Myself.

Detailed Notes On The Delicate Art Of Not Giving A Flying Fuck

Fucking Awesome Ideas

Shits That I Don't Give

Domestic Gangsta

My Plan For World Domination

Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of How Awesome I Am.

People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me. We All Know It's Never Going To Happen.

Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Is That The Chair Spins