The Jaded Pen

Jul 3, 2019

Do 2 Bloody Marys And 3 Glasses Of Wine Count As My 5 Servings Of Fruit For The Day?

Jul 3, 2019

Please Look Away While I Sprinkle Some Chocolate Chips On My Salad.

Jul 3, 2019

I'm Not Made Of Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice. Sarcasm, Alcohol, And Carbs Is More Accurate.

Jul 3, 2019

I'm Worried We're Not Saving Enough For Our Retirement Alcohol.

Jul 3, 2019

I Was Delighted To Discover That "Book Club" Is A Euphemism For "Wine Club."

Jun 28, 2019

Sure, Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem.

May 21, 2019

Busy AF 2019-2020 Academic Planner Weekly And Monthly Aug-Jul

Apr 22, 2019

Get Shit Done 2019-2020 Academic Calendar And Planner