Mini Tantrums

I Am Loud, Obnoxious and Completely Inappropriate.. Viewer Discretion Is Strongly Advised

Sometimes the Best Part of My Job Is That the Chair Swivels

Wait! Let Me Check My Giveashitometer Nope Nothing

I Have No Idea What My Job Is Here. I Just Drink Lots of Coffee

I End a Lot of My Sentence with Just Saying Because Ending the Sentence with Dumb Ass Would Probably Be Considered Rude.

I Am Not a Smartass. I Am a Skilled, Trained Professional in Pointing Out the Obvious and I Speak Fluent Sarcasm.

It's Gotten to the Point Where I Am Working Here to Pay for the Prescriptions I Now Require to Cope with Working Here

Here's to Another Day of Outward Smiles and Inward Screams

Coffee! If You're Not Shaking, You Need Another Cup

Never Ever Ever Get Rid of the Desire to Climb a Tree or Run Through the Sprinklers

Please Be Patient. Even a Toilet Can Handle Only One Asshole at a Time.

Coffee Owns Me and I'm Okay with That

A Poem about Work

Warning! Due to the Shortage of Robots, Some of Our Staff Are Human and May React Unpredictably When Rushed or Abused!

My Keyboard Must Be Broken, I Keep Hitting the Escape Key, But I Am Still at Work

If I Manage to Survive the Rest of the Week, I Would Like My Straight Jacket in Hot Pink & My Helmet to Sparkle.

Due to the Confidentiality of My Job I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Sorry. Yesterday Was the Deadline for Complaints

Tacos

If I'm to Be Forced to Work with a Bunch of Adult Sized Children, It Should Be Reasonable That I Also Get to Finger-Paint and Take Naps

Be a Girl with a Mind, a Bitch with an Attitude, a Lady with Class.

Only Dead Fish Go with the Flow

Life Doesn't Get Easier .. You Just Get Better at Kicking Its Ass ...

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