Darren State

Landscapers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Maintenance Workers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Plumbers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Sorry I'm Late My Australian shepherd Wanted More Cuddles

Back Off I Have A Crazy Japanese Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

Warning Too Much Coffee Ice Cream Will Cause Happiness

I'm a Pharmasist My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

Warning Too Much Strawberry Ice Cream Will Cause Happiness

I'm a Landscaper My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

Sorry I'm Late My boston terrier Wanted More Cuddles

I Bleed Blue for the honor, duty, courage my Nephew gives to the Thin Blue Line

Back Off I Have A Crazy Spanish Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

Proud Police Wife National Police Week

Back Off I Have A Crazy Cameroon Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

First Thing I see Every Morning Devon Rex Loves Me

I'm a Police Officer My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

First Thing I see Every Morning Ragdoll Loves Me

Proud Police Grandma National Police Week

I Bleed Blue for the honor, duty, courage my Cousin gives to the Thin Blue Line.

Civil Engineers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Proud Police Sister National Police Week

Accountants Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

I'm a Lineman My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

Software Developers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better