Darren State

Project Managers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Carpenters Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Surgeons Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Back Off I Have A Crazy Dutch Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

Registered Nurses Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

level 47 Unlocked

Back Off I Have A Crazy Malaysian Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

level 12 Unlocked

Sorry I'm Late My American Lab Wanted More Cuddles

I Bleed Blue for the honor, duty, courage my Dad gives to the Thin Blue Line.

level 49 Unlocked

I Hike To Burn Off The Ice Cream

I'm a Mechanic My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

I Bleed Blue for the honor, duty, courage my Grandson gives to the Thin Blue Line.

I Don't Need Therapy Just Need To Play Rugby

A Woman Cannot Survive On Wine Alone She Needs A Dog As Well

A Woman Cannot Survive On Wine Alone She Needs RC Planes As Well

I Want To Cuddle A Great White Shark

Easily Distracted By Persian

A Woman Cannot Survive On Wine Alone She Needs RC Cars As Well

I'm The Crazy Gymnastics Mom Everyone Warned You About

Easily Distracted By Cats

I'm The Crazy Hockey Mom Everyone Warned You About

I'm The Crazy Volleyball Mom Everyone Warned You About