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I Hike To Burn Off The Moussaka

level 05 Unlocked

Back Off I Have A Crazy Mexican Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

I Hike To Burn Off The Pizza

level 46 Unlocked

First Thing in Morning American Shorthair Loves Me

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Mechanics Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Architects Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

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I Hike To Burn Off The Wine

I'm a Engineer My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

I Hike To Burn Off The Donuts

Programmers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

I Bleed Blue for the honor, duty, courage my Sister gives to the Thin Blue Line

I Hike To Burn Off The Dim sum

I'm a Software Developer My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

Back Off I Have A Crazy Venezuelan Wife I'm Not Afraid To Use Her

I'm a Teacher My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity

Builders Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Engineers Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

Machinists Are Fabulous And Magical Like Unicorns Only Better

I Asked God For An Angel And He sent Me A Crazy American Lab

I'm a Accountant My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your Level of Stupidity