James Meier

To save time, let's just assume, I'm never wrong

And yet despite the look on my face you're still talking

MILF Man I love food

Ruth is the Truth

I do yoga. Just kidding... I drink wine and yoga pants.

I only love my bed and my mama. I'm sorry

If you still look cute at the end of your workout. You didn't train hard enough

No matter how hard life gets at least you don't have ugly children

Send noods

Save water drink champagne

Maybe swearing will help

The struggle is part of the story

Though she be but little she is fierce

I want you to know that someone cares not me, but someone

Nobody does BBQ like name

I wish common sense was more common

I'm not rude you're insignificant

Because I was inverted

Guitarded

Wake up, stay humble, repeat

Slug life

Warning I'm not listening

Is there wine at the finish line

I use to be cool