James Meier

You can't make everyone happy. You're not an avocado.

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"T" birds

Warning Unmedicated bartender

Bar my life

I am a dad. To save us time, always assume I'm always right

Counselor all day every day

Rule the world. Future is female

I could give up food but I'm not quitter

I am chef. To save us time, always assume I'm always right

Hairdresser

Annoyed Kitty

Professor all day every day

Farmer's wifey

Zoo Keeper

You're just overreacting

Born to be a rockstar

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To-do list

Today

Tennis

Social worker because badass mother fucker isn't an official job title

Gentlemen's Barber Shop

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