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Woodworker i'm not arguing Im always right
All we need is love
Free- expression is the base of human-rights
World's okayest reporter
I'm a banker so you know I'm smart and awesome
this is my bartender
English is important but engineering is importanter
I play in dirt
I could give up wine but I'm not a quitter
Sweat is fat crying
Warning may spontaneously start talking about train
I hate being sexy but I'm a bookkeeper so I cant help it
My broom broke so I became an aircraft dispatcher
It only took me 40 years to become this handsome!
Real men marry flight attendants
I'm only talking to my beagle
Police public call box
I'm an engeneer, enginere, engenere I'm good with Math
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You are stronger than you think
Credit analyst. I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm
Die happy or die trying
Watch me whip
