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Secret Ninja

Happy Kansas Day

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I can't be out of money, I still have checks left.

Fish and visitors stink after three days.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you.

It is better to travel well than to arrive.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

You cannot explore the universe if you think that you are the center of it.

To improve is to change, to be perfect is to change often.

Just keep taking chances and having fun.

Kindness is always fashionable, and always welcome.

Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening.

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

There are over 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

What's the best thing about Switzerland I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.

Single. Taken. At The Gym.