188 books
Silence is Golden Duct Tape is Silver
My silence doesn't mean I agree with you It means your level of stupidity rendered me speechless.
As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.
Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.
I Don't Have A Short Temper I Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets
See the Good
Be a Giver
Let It Go
Believe in Yourself
Appreciate the Moment
Do It Now
You Got This
Things I Want To Say At Work But I Can't.
Stuff I Want To Say At Work But Can't. HR Won't Let Me Be Great.
