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Working Out is Great But Have You Tried Pizza

Hold On Let Me Overthink This

You Are the Bacon to My Eggs

What is Cheese that Isn't Yours Nacho Cheese

Today's Good Mood is Sponsored by Coffee

Stuff I Can't Remember

Of Course Size Matters. No One Wants a Small Pizza.

So Many Beers So Little Time

Keep Calm and Have a Beer

Job Title Chaos Coordinator

I'm Trying to Get into the Holiday Spirit but the D*mn Bottle Won't Open

I Am Sort of a Tea Addict. I Structure My Day by Cups of Tea

I Drink Wine In My Yoga Pants

Depresso

A Coffee a Day Keeps the Grumpy Away

Cheese is the Glue that Holds My Life Together

Do Good Be Nice Order Pizza Repeat

I Tried Cooking With Wine After 3 Glasses, I Forgot Why I Was In The Kitchen

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder

All I Need Today Is A Little Bit Of Sweet Tea