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The Fridge Is A Perfect Example Of What's Inside Is What Matters
I Used To Have Superpowers But A Therapist Took Them Away
Say What You Feel It's Not Being Rude It's Called Being Real
Dear Optimist Pessimist And Realist...
The Only Escape From The Miseries Of Life Are Music And Cats
As Every Cat Owner Knows Nobody Owns A Cat
Coffee The Most Important Meal Of The Day
I'm Just A Mirror For You You Are Good I'm Best You Are Bad I'm Worst
I Never Go To Bed Angry I Stay Awake And Plot My Revenge
Second Is The First Loser
I Never Argue With Idiots They Drag Me Down To Their Level And Beat Me Through Experience
Have You Ever Wondered Why You Can't Taste Your Tongue
Sweat Is Weakness Leaving The Body
Will Is Greater Than Skill Will Skill
If Actions Speak Louder Than Words Then Why Did I Learn English Instead Of Martial Arts
Don't Take Yourself So Seriously No One Else Does
If Your Glass Is Half Empty Get A Smaller Glass
I Am Never Serious Seriously
I Am Busy Right Now Can I Ignore You Some Other Time
If You Can't Change Your Fate Change Your Expectations From Fate
You Sound Better With Your Mouth Closed
Pain Is Only Temporary But Regret Can Last Forever
I'm Not 50 I'm 49.96 Plus Tax
Anger Is One Letter Short Of Danger