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If You Want To See Me You Must Be Quick If You Want To Catch me You Must Be Fast...
I Don't Wear Clothes I Wear Attitude
My Neighbor's Diary Says That I Have Boundary Issues
I'm Perfect You Adjust
The Real Trouble With Reality Is That There's No Background Music
I Don't Have Haters Just Fans In Denial
I Have Multiple Personalities And So Do I
Hate By Many Wanted By Plenty Disliked By Some Confronted By None
Are You A Cashier No Why Are You Checking Me Out
I Don't Follow My Dreams I Ask Them Where They Are Going And I Find Them Later
Don't Hit Kids No Seriously They Have Guns Now
People's Last Words Throw Me That Knife Please Is It The Black Wire I'll Check How Deep The Lake Is Was This Seafood
No Thanks I Didn't Fight For My Way On The Food Chain To Become Vegetarian
Happy Anniversary To The Man I Want Beside Me Every Night For The Rest Of My Life...
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
Behind Every Successful Man Is a Substantial Amount Of Coffee
I Let My Haters Be My Motivators
I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing
Money Never Declines Money Just Moves
Ego Must Go How High You Go Stay Low
Always Late But Worth The Wait
Someday They're Going To Call Me Maam Without Adding You're Making A Scene
Nothing Is Impossible Unless You Can't Do It
Please God If You Can't Make Me Slim Make My Friends Fat