Janice H McKlansky Publishing

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Opponent

My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline

Football One Sport One Team One Love

Sometimes I Think I'm Smart But Most Of The Time I Don't Think

If My Aunt Had Balls She'd Be My Uncle

Blood Makes Us Related Loyalty Makes Us Family

Karma Has No Menu You Get Served What You Deserve

Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Coffee In The Morning It Will Keep You Awake Until Noon

The Rougher The Seas The Smoother We Sail Ahoy

They Ask Me Why I Play Football I Ask Them Why They Breathe

I Don't Walk Away From Fights I Prefer Running

Doesn't Expecting The Unexpected Make The Unexpected Expected

Before You Begin On The Journey Of Revenge Dig Two Graves

Evening News Where Begin With Good Evening And Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't

Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe

Football Enough Said

I Am Nobody Nobody Is Perfect I Am Perfect

Being Fat Lowers Your Chance Of Getting Kidnapped

Peace Begins Expectation Ends

Dear Metabolism I Miss You

Practice Makes Perfect But Since Nobody's Perfect Why Practice

I Once Thought I Was Wrong But I Was Mistaken

Men Are Like Coffee They're Strong Warm And Keep You Up All Night