Janice H McKlansky Publishing

I Was Wondering Why The Frisbee Was Getting Bigger Than It Hit Me

If You Ever Decide To Leave Me I'm Going With You

Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes

Boys Are Like Lava Lamps Fun To Look At But Not Very Bright

I'm Not Saying I'm Superman But So Far Nobody Has Seen Me And Superman Together In The Same Room

If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On

You Laugh Because I'm Different I Laugh Because I Just Farted

The Filter From My Brain To My Mouth I Don't Have One

Make Something Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot

Being Quiet Is Fine Most People Don't Listen Anyway

Funniest Contradicting Phases... Happily Married

Save Paper Don't Do Homework

Never Argue With An Idiot They'll Drag You Down To Their Level And Beat You...

Jealousy Is A Terrible Disease Get Well Soon

When Butterflies Fall In Love Do They Feel Humans In Their Stomachs

Humility Stands Wise While Ego Stumbles With Pride Be Humble

I Never Understood Why We Call Men Pigs And Dogs Pigs Are Smart And Dogs Are Loyal

I Can't Taste My Lips Could You Do It For Me

I'm Not Single I'm Just Romantically Challenged

Hope Hold On Pain Ends

Worlds Okayest Mom

Time Spent With A Cat Is Never Wasted

I Know Who I Am You Have No Need To Explain

Arguing With A Fool Proves There Are Two