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I Stepped On A Cheerio This Morning Does That Make Me A Cereal Killer
Don't Follow My Footsteps I Run Into Walls
If Found Sleeping Do Not Disturb
Somebody Said Today That I'm Lazy I Nearly Answered Him
I'm Not Stupid I Just Lack Common Sense
All Guys Hate The Words Don't And Stop Unless They're Put Together
Eat Sleep Pizza Repeat
I'm Not Stupid It's Just That My Doctor X-Rayed My Head And Found Nothing
A Broad Smile Is A Cooler Way Of Showing Your Enemies That You Have Teeth
People Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Their Governments Governments Should Be Afraid Of Their People
Have A Break Have A Burger
Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time
There Are Two Kinds of Egotists Those Who Admit It And The Rest Of Us
Beauty Fades Stupidity Is Forever
I'm Sick Of Checking My Phone And Not Seeing Your Name
John 2
Baseball Is For People Who Can't Play Football
Unicorns Are Born In May
The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest
I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy That It Overflows
Lost In Thought It Was Unfamiliar Territory
Basketball I Love This Game
It's Not That You Are Weird It's Just That Everyone Else Is Normal
Every Win Every Lose Every Lie Every Shootout No Matter What It All Counts
