Janice H McKlansky Publishing

That's Why They Call It The American Dream Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It

I Never Apologize I'm Sorry That's Just The Way I Am

Mom Of The Birthday Princess

My Husband Wears The Pants In My House The Ones I Pick

You're Unique Just Like Everyone Else

Laughter Is The Best Medicine But If You Laugh For No Reason You Need Medicine

I'd Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There And I Don't Want To See Your Ugly Mug Everyday

Don't Blame Me I Was Born Awesome

My Human Was Born In January

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else

7 Days Without Football Makes One Weak

If You Can't Amaze Them With Your Brilliance Dazzle Them With Your Stupidity

God Created The World Everything Else Is Made In China

I'd Love To Stay And Chat But I'm Lying

Pizza Is My Drug

If Football Was Easy It Would Be Called Cheerleading

Oh My God The Rain Was Wet

Sorrow Looks Back Worry Looks Around Faith Looks Up

I'm Not Sarcastic I'm Just Intelligent Beyond Your Imagination

What Goes Around Comes Around

When Your Dad Is Mad And Asks Do I Look Stupid Don't Answer Him

Hurry Up And Take Your Time

Let's Save Time And Just Assume I Know Everything

The Dumber You Are The Smarter You Think You Are