Compton Valance
6 primary works • 7 total works
Book 1
How to become the most POWERFUL BOY IN THE UNIVERSE.
1. Leave cheese-and-pickled-egg SANDWICH in lunchbox for thirteen weeks.
2. Open lunchbox to find that sandwich has turned into a TIME MACHINE.
3. Accidentally wipe out the DINOSAURS with a packet of custard creams.
4. Try to stop someone evil stealing the most POWERFUL SANDWICH of all TIME and changing the history of the universe FOR EVER.
Book 1
How to become the most POWERFUL BOY IN THE UNIVERSE.
1. Leave cheese-and-pickled-egg SANDWICH in lunchbox for thirteen weeks.
2. Open lunchbox to find that sandwich has turned into a TIME MACHINE.
3. Accidentally wipe out the DINOSAURS with a packet of custard creams.
4. Try to stop someone evil stealing the most POWERFUL SANDWICH of all TIME and changing the history of the universe FOR EVER.
Book 2
How to get into the BIGGEST PICKLE ever.
1. Create a TIME MACHINE SANDWICH.
2. Accidentally let your evil older brother steal the sandwich and travel through time CHANGING ALL OF HISTORY.
3. Set out to STEAL BACK the sandwich with the help of a secret agent FROM THE FUTURE.
4. Save the world from TOTAL DESTRUCTION... (Probably.)
Book 3
Book 4
How to battle an evil TIME-TRAVELLING PIRATE:
1. Jump 600 years into the future.
2. Find out that MEGA-BADDY Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead... with a time-travelling PIRATE SHIP.
3. Do battle to stop Gussage becoming OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE.
4. Show him you're no COWARDY CUSTARD and make him eat pie.
Book 4
How to battle an evil TIME-TRAVELLING PIRATE:
1. Jump 600 years into the future.
2. Find out that MEGA-BADDY Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead...with a time-travelling PIRATE SHIP.
3. Do battle to stop Gussage becoming OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE.
4. Show him you're no COWARDY CUSTARD and make him eat pie.
How to become a super FUTURE AGENT RECRUIT IN TRAINING.
1. Travel six hundred years into the future to join a TOP-SECRET ACADEMY.
2. Discover that NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL AND MEGA-BADDY the Master of Time has escaped from prison - and he's after YOU...
3. PANIC.
4. Stop panicking and come up with a plan of UTTER GENIUS to save yourself, your best buddy... and of course THE WORLD.