How to Live with Low Intelligence & No Ability (Woody Forest's Guides to Doing It Your Way)
by Woody Forest
The very possibly hopefully billion-copy-selling parody of the million-copy bestseller, The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse - for our times and for parents everywhere 'It's alright,' said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't. 'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.' Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year-old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only...
She reminds you what it was like to grow up during an era that consisted of playing countless hours of Nintendo, reading Lurlene McDaniel books, and wearing Esprit T-shirts and Yoyo jeans. With no real responsibilities to worry about, a typical day involved playing board games, eating junk food, and obsessing over the latest Lisa Frank stickers. Artifacts of a '90s Kid is a candid, coming-of-age, humorous account of Alana's experiences as a millennial growing up in Central Illinois. It focuses...
Billy Brute Whose Teacher Was a Werewolf (Twisted Tales for Devilish Darlings)
by Issy Emeney
After Billy Brute burns down his old school – and gets away with it – his parents have to find him a new one. St Lemons say they’ll take him, but little does Billy know that St Lemons have a secret weapon: Enter Miss Wanda . . . Her glasses are spectacular. Her dress so prim and neat. But what big eyes, and what big ears… And what big hairy feet! Perhaps Billy won’t get away with EVERYTHING after all. With gloriously gothic illustrations from bestselling Chris Mould, and an alternative back...
Just when you thought they'd moved out for good... Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what's even better?Being an empty nester.Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day...That child comes back.Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.It's a fact that 52% of millennials are living in their parents' homes.Get the H*** Out of My House is picture book for the parents who hoped, thought and p...
A playful twist on Dr. Seuss's OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO – the perfect graduation for young people setting sail, from grown-ups who can't believe it's time for them to go. Remember how, back in the delivery room, you swore to teach that kid everything they'd need to know? And now, wham.... the same child appears to be packing a suitcase. And what with the whirl of being a parent, you never got around to all the wisdom-sharing. JUST A ZILLION THINGS BEFORE YOU GO is a make-good on all those prom...
Education is one aspect of life which we all share, and consequently it provides a common interest. Memories of our own education and school life frequently impinge on our psyche, espcially if we have children undergoing the process. Too often these memories are soberring remiscences punctuated by humeorous recollections which prompt the wry smile and the oft-qupoted anecdote. While Education is a very serious subject, it does have a lighter side which in these days of cutbacks, inspections and...
Terms & Conditions (Plain Foxed Editions) (Slightly Foxed Editions, #36)
by Ysenda Maxtone Graham
'The girls' boarding school! What a ripe theme for the most observant verbal artist in our midst today - the absurdly undersung Ysenda Maxtone Graham, who has the beadiness and nosiness of the best investigative reporter, the wit of Jane Austen and a take on life which is like no one else's. This book has been my constant companion ever since it appeared' A. N. Wilson, Evening StandardWhen I asked a group of girls who had been at Hatherop Castle in the 1960s whether the school had had a lab in t...
Bestselling author of Stupid HistoryLeland Gregory turns his nose for nuttiness toward the world of science. The book is filled with anecdotes about scientific stupidity, amazing scientific mythconceptions, and the general wackiness that characterizes Gregory's compilations of misdirected human activity.
Pairing bright, expressive illustrations with clever one-liners that most people would never dare say out loud, each Co-edikit book is a celebration of the human experience and the kind of gift that ensures its reader will maintain a laughing perspective on life. A spoof on Graduates, this witty combination of expressive characters is served Co-edikit style that is sure to delight.