Citrus County by John Brandon

Citrus County (McSweeney's Rectangulars)

by John Brandon

When teenage Shelby Register moves to Citrus County, Florida, with her single father and little sister, she's expecting surfers instead of rednecks, but she decides to make the best of it.

Things become complicated when Toby, a neglected, loveless boy living with his abusive uncle, becomes her twisted love interest. Toby finds trouble far more elaborate than ordinary delinquency when he enacts a strange, cruel plot on the Register clan. Then Toby realizes that he can't reverse the effects of his 'prank', and his and Shelby's fates hurtle towards tragedy...

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4 of 5 stars

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With John Brandon, get ready to spend time with criminals. But get ready too, to strip away everything that defines them as criminals, to write in everything that makes them whole, interesting, broken, fun, doomed, ordinary, earnest, cruel, largehearted people. No one gets written off, no one gets cut any slack. We spend time in the woods and get just what was promised: the subversion of expectations, the wild incongruities of humanity, the cigarette before the firing squad shoots you down. It’s scary and funny and helpless but ultimately hopeful, and it gives you what is instead of what should be.

“He was a kidnapper and might soon become something worse, but he was still a kid too. He could feel himself as a kid with a ripening heart who looked forward to things, who borrowed his schemes from the same old shelves as everyone else, who loved dumbly like people were meant to.”

I had said before I was withholding that fifth star for John Brandon’s next. He’s got it. He earned it with this one. Following big in the footsteps of Arkansas, this is just exactly my kind of thing. I couldn’t put it down and it ends in just the right way.

First read December 2011

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September 2012:

I wish I had given this four stars the first time just so I could give it five now. This is crazy in just my kind of way. If Elmore Leonard ever cedes the throne of Florida crime fiction, I think Brandon is in line as heir.

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