Bite Me by Christopher Moore

Bite Me (Love Story, #3) (Bloodsucking Fiends, #3)

by Christopher Moore

While some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, has imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby is keen to be one of the undead, too, but first she and her PhD-candidate boyfriend Steve have to deal with the huge vampire cat, Chet, who is stalking the city - and creating his own minions.

And then Jody and Tommy free themselves from the statue and they are NOT happy...

Reviewed by ibeforem on

4 of 5 stars

Share
Moore has wrapped up his trilogy in fine fashion. As before, the star here really is Abby Normal, whose voice cuts through everything else. Especially entertaining is her quest to become "Nosferatu" — much more entertaining than chasing herds of vampyre cats around the city. I also enjoyed the mysterious orange-socked samurai. Not quite as entertaining was anything that had to do with Cavuto, Rivera, or the Animals. But, I can sit through periods of slow stuff as long as I know there’s more of Abby’s narration around the corner.

Last modified on

Reading updates

  • Started reading
  • 21 January, 2011: Finished reading
  • 21 January, 2011: Reviewed