The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren

The Unhoneymooners (The Books of Babel)

by Christina Lauren

'This rom com would be the perfect choice if you've had to cancel your summer holiday but still want to feel the sand between your toes' Beth O'Leary, author of The Flatshare

'Witty and downright hilarious . . . a perfect feel-good romantic comedy' Helen Hoang, author of The Kiss Quotient

*A NEW YORK TIMES AND USA TODAY BESTSELLER!*
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The honeymoon of a lifetime . . . with her sworn enemy

Olive is always unlucky; her identical twin sister Ami, on the other hand, is probably the luckiest person in the world. While she's about to marry her dream man, Olive is forced to play nice with her nemesis: the best man, Ethan.

Yet Olive's luck may be on the turn . . . When the entire wedding - except for Olive and Ethan - gets food poisoning, there's an all-expenses-paid honeymoon in Hawaii up for grabs. Putting their mutual hatred aside, Olive and Ethan head for paradise. But when Olive runs into her future boss, the little white lie she tells him spirals out of control.

Forced to play loving newlyweds, she and Ethan find themselves in closer proximity than they ever expected. Soon, Olive finds that maybe she doesn't mind pretending. In fact, she's beginning to feel kind of . . . lucky.
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Find out why readers LOVE Christina Lauren:

'Pure joy' Sally Thorne, USA Today bestselling author of The Hating Game

'Writing duo Christina Lauren are my go-to when I'm feeling sad. I read this one very recently, but it rose straight to the top of my list of favourite CLo novels ... Full of fierce arguments, sexual tension and slow-build romance, this rom com would be the perfect choice if you've had to cancel your summer holiday but still want to feel the sand between your toes' Beth O' Leary, author of The Flatshare

'What a joyful, warm, touching book! This is the book to read if you want to smile so hard your face hurts' Jasmine Guillory, New York Times bestselling author of The Proposal

'A sexy, hilarious rom-com . . . Perfect for fans of Jasmine Guillory and Sally Thorne' Booklist

'Will we ever stop falling in love with Christina Lauren's fictional men? The answer to this is HECK NO' Fangirlish

'Christina Lauren hilariously depicts modern dating' Us Weekly

'Heartfelt and funny, this enemies-to-lovers romance shows that the best things in life are all-inclusive and nontransferable as well as free' Kirkus Reviews

'A perfect read for beach or poolside, this is one hot summer story not to miss!' Library Journal (starred review)

'Lauren brilliantly wields familiar rom-com tropes - enemies to lovers, fake marriage, even height differences - to craft a delightful romance that will have readers hanging on every word' Publishers Weekly (starred review)

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Not my favorite Christina Lauren story. While Olive and Ethan have fun on their un-honeymoon, I never felt any real click between them.

Olive’s twin sister, Amy, is the lucky one, while Olive considers herself the polar opposite of her twin, and bad things always happen to Olive. Just an example of Amy’s good luck, is the fact that just about everything at her wedding, she obtained for free by winning contests, whether it was the stunning wedding gown, the rather hideous bridesmaid dresses, the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet or the amazing all-inclusive honeymoon to Maui. But it seems their fortunes might just be reversing when Amy’s seafood buffet makes all of the wedding guest sick from the toxic fish and the only ones not effected were Olive (who is allergic to fish) and Ethan (who can’t stand buffets).

Since the trip to Maui is non-transferable and cannot be rescheduled, Amy convinces Olive to take the vacation–actually, she wouldn’t have convinced Olive to go except for Amy’s new husband offers the honeymoon to his brother Ethan, and there is no way she is going to allow her nemesis to enjoy a free vacation while she passes it up.

The more time she spends with Ethan, the more she realizes he is not the jerk she thought he was. She had always thought Ethan hated her, so she made no effort to be nice, but they have a great time enjoying the events the hotel and the island have to offer. And once they stop swiping at each other, the more they realize they are very attracted to each other.

But, the more they talk, the more confused Olive becomes. You see, it seems like Olive’s new brother-in-law was talking her down to his Ethan and making sure that his brother stayed far away from her, rather than asking her out like he once wanted to do. Why would he actively try to keep Olive and Ethan apart unless there is some reason he doesn’t want them to talk to each other. Talk about things like why Ethan is always taking his brother away on thrill seeking adventures leaving Amy alone on holidays, when Ethan doesn’t even like to fly? Things aren’t adding up and the more Olive works on the problem, the more concerned she is about her brother-in-law’s motives. But as much as she wants to confront him, Olive fears that asking the hard questions will not only destroy her relationship with her sister but her new blossoming relationship with Ethan.

I was excited about this story since I enjoyed the last few Christina Lauren novels and I generally like the snowbound trope where characters are forced to spend time together. Unfortunately, while Ethan and Olive had a lot of fun together on Maui, they didn’t have any spark. For the better part of the story, I couldn’t make up my mind if Ethan really didn’t like Olive or maybe he was hiding his attraction because he thought it was one sided. I also have to a agree with Ethan’s brother’s assessment of Olive–that she is a very angry, bitter person. Olive turns everything dark and it is no wonder that she believes that her sister Amy is so lucky and she is so unlucky. Some people are simply of the glass-half-empty mindset, and that was Olive. She tries near the end to change her ways, but it was no wonder there was no great spark between her and Ethan.

It could have been so much more but the Unhoneymooners turned out like a great Hollywood movie where bad casting took over and the actors never really connected. Olive and Ethan have no spark so the whole thing falls flat instead of being a great rom-com.

Received an ARC from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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