Wishful Thinking (How to Be the Best Damn Faery Godmother in the World (Or Die Trying), #1)

by Helen Harper

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affron has been invited to become a Faery Godmother but instead of being welcomed with open arms, everyone is treating her like an unwanted intruder. Everyone except the Devil’s Advocate, who has just arrived to audit the Godmothers. Jasper arrives at the same time as Saffron and while he is intimidating, she doesn’t cower in fear of him like everyone else. This sparks his interest since Saffron’s kindness and sunny disposition are so different from how people usually act around him.

What no one is telling Saffron is that Faery Godmothers are being kidnapped and that the Director is hoping that someone makes a grab for Saffron. Her hope is that the streetwise Dope Faery will get them some answers of what happened to the missing Faeries. And if something happens to Saffron, the Director doesn’t really care.

This one has a little bit of a darker side than the other Helen Harper stories that I have read. And while it can have clever moments like the Dope Faeries and Rainbow Faeries and the Devil’s Advocate, the fact that Saffron has to figure out her client’s wish is the main focus of the stories and seems like a lot of work, and certainly more work that the other Faery Godmothers would be willing to put into it. For example, you might have wished for something blowing out your birthday candles which was picked out the magic bucket and got you assigned to a Faery Godmother, but there is no notation of what they wished for. So Saffron would follow around her clients, knock on their doors, visit them at their jobs, and try to figure out what they desire most. Memory Magic makes them forget her as soon as she leave them, but there is no invisibility so she can just observe them or no Trust Magic so they simply tell her what’s going on in their lives and what would make it better. Saffron gets beaten up and doors slammed in her face and it seems like a lot of trouble to grant a wish that was thought and made. She also needs to use a wand to cast magic. If she uses her magic without a wand to focus it, she all but passes out from the toll it takes on her. That is why the Devil’s Advocate is so much stronger than the other faeries since he doesn’t need a wand.

While Saffron was respected as a Dope Faery, we learn that the Faery Godmothers are all about nepotism. It isn’t that they are the elite of the Faeries. They were all just born into the best and most connected faery families who were all Faery Godmothers as well. Even when Saffron saves the day, figures out who is behind the kidnapping, risks her life and rescues the kidnapped Godmothers, she still isn’t treated with respect by most of the others and when the no longer need her as a guinea pig, they want to get rid of her.

Honestly, after finding out why her application was ignored, after the way the Faery Godmothers treat her, and knowing she was brought in because they hoped she would be kidnapped, I don’t know why Saffron just didn’t go back to the Dope Faeries who respected her. She is determined to be a Faery Godmother but the job really does suck.

There are sparks between her and Jasper and everyone notices that they check each other out when they don’t think the other is noticing. But I find that there really isn’t enough of the two of them in the stories for a good romance, since we have to chase Saffron while she is chasing her clients around.

This is not my favorite Helen Harper series but I am in it and want to see how it goes for poor Saffron. Hopefully she gives them all the finger and moves on.