How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

by Zachary Auburn

Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?' and 'What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?' and especially 'Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?'

America - and our cats - stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats - and America - great again!

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The title made me laugh and no way could I resist this at the bookstore.    Unfortunately, the rest did not.   This is hard-core satire, the kind that uses fanaticism, bigotry, hate, prejudice, xenophobia, homophobia and all the other negative -isms, -ites, and -phobias to achieve satire.  It was too heavy-handed and ugly to work for me; I saw the humor, but I didn't find it humorous.  And the writer was way too heavy handed with the puns.  The whole thing failed to make me laugh and left me feeling vaguely unclean.   I cannot recommend it and it's going straight into the big black box.

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