Tell-All by Chuck Palahniuk

Tell-All

by Chuck Palahniuk

Tell-All is many things: a Sunset Boulevard-inflected homage to Old Hollywood when grand dames like Bette Davis and Joan Crawford ruled the roost. A Douglas Sirk-inspired melodrama full of big gestures and muted psychic torment. A veritable Tourette's Syndrome of rat-tat-tat name-dropping, from the A-list to the Z-list. A merciless send-up of of Lillian Hellman's habit of butchering the truth that will have Mary McCarthy cheering from the beyond.

Our narrator is Hazie Coogan, who for decades has tended to the outsized needs of Katherine 'Miss Kathie' Kenton, a star of the wattage of Elizabeth Taylor and the emotional torments...

Read more

Reviewed by lisacee on

2 of 5 stars

Share
I wanted to like this book, but it may be my least favorite Palahnuik book that I've read.

The cover, both front and back, are what really piqued my attention when I saw this in the bookstore (though, I got my copy from the library). Beautiful cover design with glitter detail and the back cover with the anonymous quote of "Every word he writes about me is a lie, including "and" and "the." (I don't have the book in front of me to get the exact quote, but you get the idea.)

I just never got into this book. I understand what Palahnuik was trying to get at with the bold-type on all of the celebrity names and brands, but that sort of thing is just not my scene and maybe it's my fault for thinking that he could make it something that interested me.

The worst thing I can say about this book is that I guessed the twist early on. (It's not a spoiler to say that a Palahnuik book has a twist, is it?) I have only ever guessed the twist in one other of his books (Invisible Monsters) but that was much closer to the reveal and I cared so much about the characters that it excited me. Here it just seemed predictable.

Cult members, as Palahnuik fans call themselves, will surely love this book and call my review blasphemy but Tell All just didn't move me like his previous books. Palahnuik is excellent at writing books with highly unlikable characters and plots like a train wreck where you just can't look away, but this book failed to get any emotional response from me except maybe boredom.

Last modified on

Reading updates

  • Started reading
  • 13 July, 2010: Finished reading
  • 13 July, 2010: Reviewed