99% Mine by Sally Thorne

99% Mine

by Sally Thorne

'The next Sophie Kinsella' BUSTLE

'A brilliant, biting, hilarious new voice' KRISTAN HIGGINS

'I would read Sally Thorne's grocery list. She is THAT good' GOODREADS

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Crush (n.): a strong and often short-lived infatuation, particularly for someone beyond your reach . . .

Darcy Barrett found her dream man at age eight - ever since, she's had to settle for good enough. Having conducted a global survey of men, she can categorically say that no one measures up to Tom Valeska, whose only flaw is that he's her twin brother Jamie's best friend - oh, and that ninety-nine of the time, he hasn't seemed interested in her.

When the twins inherit their grandmother's tumble-down cottage, they're left with strict instructions to bring it back to its former glory. Darcy plans to leave as soon as the renovations start, but before she can cut and run - her usual MO - she finds a familiar face on her porch: Tom's arrived bearing power tools, and he's single for the first time in almost a decade.

Suddenly Darcy's sticking around. Sparks start to fly - and not just because of the faulty wiring. But a one percent chance with Tom is no longer enough. This time around, Darcy's switching things up. She's going to make Tom Valeska ninety-nine percent hers.

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Find out why everyone is obsessed with Sally Thorne

'The perfect sexy, fun love story to read by the pool' PAIGE TOON on 99% Mine

'Charming, self-deprecating, quick-witted and funny.' The New York Times on The Hating Game

'A smart and funny modern romance.' Good Housekeeping on The Hating Game

'One of the most delectable rom-coms I've ever read' Entertainment Weekly on The Hating Game

Reviewed by ammaarah on

2 of 5 stars

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"I think I met my ideal man when I was eight, and no one else has ever measured up." (Darcy Barrett)
  
I've been in the mood to read light-hearted contemporary books recently, mostly because uni has been putting me through the wringer.

Darcy Barrett, the main character, is smart, witty, sassy and spunky. I usually love badass, snarky and impulsive heroines, but Darcy is selfish and immature. She has a heart condition, but she doesn't even try to take care of herself. Her heart condition is also used as a plot device

While the characters have unique traits, they aren't developed and I couldn't connect with them. The characters in 99 Percent Mine are nothing new.

I'm not a fan of the romance. Darcy and Tom have plenty of chemistry, but their relationship is more about lust than love. I'm also not a fan of the possessiveness and jealousy in their relationship. It felt like the only reason Darcy wanted to be with Tom was because of the competitiveness between Darcy and her twin brother, Jamie. Tom is a human being, for goodness sake

Plot-wise, 99 Percent Mine doesn't have much substance. There's miscommunication and I really couldn't understand the reason why Tom and Darcy couldn't be with each other. I found all the will-they-won't-they annoying.
 
Also, there's something about the writing that bothered me. I found it extremely difficult to follow the dialogue and the scene transitions were so weird. I thought this would get better, the more I read, but it didn't.

I picked up 99 Percent Mine because I thought it would be a fun rom-com. However, I ended up reading about underdeveloped characters, a relationship that I didn't care much for, a plot that lacks substance and writing that I just couldn't get used to
"Once someone's mine, they're gonna stay mine. One hundred percent, forever. You know what I'm like." (Darcy Barrett)

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  • 8 October, 2019: Reviewed